SF Bay = Bottoms?

So I was browsing CL for some hotties for the blog... and I thought, what's hotter than a Cali-Surfer-Twink bod?  So, I'll check out California.... I stumbled upon the bottom capital of the world!  SF Bay must be Top Heaven.  I only found 2 tops in all the posts I searched.  So, in Honor of the Bottoms of SF Bay....

Top #1

Top #2



Penis from Paris

In High School, my study hall teacher was all our French teacher.  I took Spanish in High School, but in study hall my French teacher taught me the only two French phrases I would "ever need to know"...

Parlez vous francais?
Donne-moi la tête s'il vous plaît

Do you speak French?
Please give me head
(I'm pretty sure it literally means to take ur head off your shoulders and hand it to me, but I always figured if I go to France, they'd know what I mean)

I bet these guys would understand ;)

Happy Tuesday Everyone!